Life Quotes #5351

*gets off laptop* *unlocks phone*

Life Quotes #5350

*gets off laptop* *unlocks phone*

Life Quotes #5349

*gets off laptop* *unlocks phone*

Life Quotes #5348

*gets off laptop* *unlocks phone*

Life Quotes #5347

karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve

Life Quotes #5346

I need two six month vacations a year.

Life Quotes #5345

can i have a 30 day free trial of being hot

Life Quotes #5344

i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care..

Life Quotes #5343

Me + Music = Goodbye world.

Life Quotes #5342

I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.
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