Life Quotes #5343

Me + Music = Goodbye world.

Life Quotes #5342

I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.

Life Quotes #5341

When I was a kid , I used to sing "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO P".

Life Quotes #5340

Sometimes I wish i was an octopus so i could slap 8 people at once.

Life Quotes #5339

I wish I had a friend like me.

Life Quotes #5338

Iím only rude if youíre dumb and annoying.

Life Quotes #5337

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

Life Quotes #5336

Can I just be a little kid again? No stress, no worries, just fun.

Life Quotes #5335

Roses are red, Come with me in my bed.

Life Quotes #5334

A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults.
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    Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
    "The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
    Iím just a crazy kind of girl I wanna shop around , Iíve just begun Donít wanna settle down
    when nothing goes right go to sleep
    If you don't treat her right, don't be upset when someone else does. =)
    Really? Wow! The only two things I ever say to kids
    I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird.
    did everyone not realize that today is 11-12-13? lol this will never happen again
    i once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a face book
    Did I get over it? No. Did I get through it? Yes. Big difference.
    Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
    *Does 10 sit ups* Checks for abs
    Me: "Wow I finally understand math." *moves on to next question* Me: "What the hell is this."
    Walking over to make sure that the door is locked while watching a scary movie at home.
    I stay in my pajamas until I absolutely HAVE to get dressed.
    You can do anything, but not everything.
    Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
    "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
    "Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole."
    Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.
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