Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.

Life Quotes #5433

Heyy a message! Oh, its you, what a waste of excitement.

Life Quotes #5432

You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you.

Life Quotes #5431

Teenage Years. Best & Worst Times Of Your Life.

Life Quotes #5430

Guess what!?, What?, I said GUESS

Life Quotes #5429


Life Quotes #5428

Trying not to bust out laughing during a dead serious conversation.

Life Quotes #5427

Maybe Squidward is mean because somebody stole his pants

Life Quotes #5426

I wish I could tell you what I really want to say...

Life Quotes #5425

" heeeeeeeey!(:" ..."hi" nvm i dont wanna talk anymore
First << 1
  • 2
  • 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 >> Last

    Best Life Quotes

    Life Quotes | Love Quotes | Life Quotes | Humor Quotes | Lyrics | Inspirational Quotes

    Best Life Quotes website includes many Life quotes, facebook status messages, sayings, love quotes, life qoutes for your face book profile page. The sayings are updated daily, so you can find new status messages in the website. If you like any Life quotes you can share it on your profile page as a picture.

    Imitating the annoying answering machine lady as she speaks.
    My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.
    I want to have a social life...but I hate people.
    thinks it's not important whether the glass is half full or half empty as long as it contains liquor!
    I didn't trip, was testing the gravity. It still works..
    Deadlines are called like that because they sink your life from you.

    "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
    "Hi, I'm a boy, I lie about my feelings all the time and ruin your life "
    I hate the feeling when your about to cry, but you don't want to.
    The love we give away is the only love we keep.
    everyone has that one secret no one will ever know
    I constantly check my phone for no reason.
    I constantly tell myself ''I'm done'' but then I find myself trying again
    You are never too old for Disney movies.
    "Great things are not something accidental, but must certainly be willed." - Vincent van Gogh
    I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck.
    I swear my brain is 70% song lyrics
    "Your fly is down" "DUDE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THERE!"
    There Is A Difference Between: 1. Bae & Babe 2. Love You & I Love You 3. Real & Fake 4. Their & There 5. Love & Lust 6. Thick & Fat
    For more quotes, like us on Facebook: