Life Quotes #332

Not asking Facebook to "fuck my life" because i have a bit of fucking respect.

Life Quotes #331

Hey Well I Would Just Like To Say.... Guess What. What? Yo Mama Is Soooo Black!!!(:

Life Quotes #330

Sometimes the people you don't always hang out with are the ones you can always rely on.
First << 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266
  • 267
  • >>Last

    Best Life Quotes

    Life Quotes | Love Quotes | Life Quotes | Humor Quotes | Lyrics | Inspirational Quotes

    Best Life Quotes website includes many Life quotes, facebook status messages, sayings, love quotes, life qoutes for your face book profile page. The sayings are updated daily, so you can find new status messages in the website. If you like any Life quotes you can share it on your profile page as a picture.

    I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular
    What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.
    I don't know what my friend's address is, but I know exactly where their house is.
    When I sit on the ground I automatically pull out the grass
    I met someone this year, that made me smile
    We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it again.
    *Does 10 sit ups* Checks for abs
    When I drop my phone, I act like I just dropped a new born baby.
    Youíre not too old or too young. You havenít missed your window of opportunity. You can still accomplish your dream.
    Guess what!?, What?, I said GUESS
    What other people say about you is not a reflection of you but a reflection of them. God is the ultimate judge and he knows your heart.
    I just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. Expect a new song in two days.
    When people say "I am done with people." Like who the fuck are you gonna talk to now, animals?
    I used to like you, now i dont know what i saw in you
    You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you.
    dream date: a date
    okay puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now
    You hate things when you have them .But you miss them when they are gone.
    I love sleeping to avoid problems
    i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
    For more quotes, like us on Facebook: