Life Quotes #5424

Recieve text, start replying, forget what it said, save to drafts, reread!

Life Quotes #5423

You screwed me over so badly it just annoys me to hear your name

Life Quotes #5422

I LOVE catching people in lies..and than listening to them continue to lie

Life Quotes #5421

Fake Hair, Fake Nails, Fake Tan, Remind Me Again Why Boys Like You?

Life Quotes #5420

I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying

Life Quotes #5419

being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed in case it gets eaten

Life Quotes #5418

Those summer nights that you never want to forget about.

Life Quotes #5417


Life Quotes #5416

the wink face makes everthing a little dirtier

Life Quotes #5415

I bought a bag of chips. Not half a bag of air.
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