Life Quotes #6089

You know you're addicted to Facebook when you eat at the computer instead of a table :)

Life Quotes #6088

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

Life Quotes #5441

Dude, is that a guy or a girl?

Life Quotes #5440

Quoting Movies in Everyday Conversation

Life Quotes #5439

I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read

Life Quotes #5438

I love how one status can turn into a long conversation!

Life Quotes #5437

Goodmorning texts!<3

Life Quotes #5436

I hate being mad at someone I never wanna lose.

Life Quotes #5435

The ten seconds of confusion after a nap.

Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.
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    Forgive, yes. Forget, never
    Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up
    "OH, SO LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY..." "Dude, I was there with you." "Oh."
    So I've heard you like water. Good, you already like 70% of me.
    Why does a woman have two sets of lips? One to argue with the other to apologize.
    Car rides without music = awkward.
    Mom: "All you do is sit on that computer all day!" Me: "Lies. I sit on the chair."
    My mind says homework but my heart says internet.
    i love sleeping to avoid problems
    do you ever get mad at yourself because you
    'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.
    Time always changes everything. It can change things to be worse, but make sure it changes you to be better. -@WilzKanadi
    I believe in God
    When I need you to be serious, but you continue to act like the imbecile you are.
    Best Friends are like fairy tales, they were there for once upon a time and they will be there for happily ever after.
    copy and paste yourself into my bed.
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!
    Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
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