Life Quotes #6089

You know you're addicted to Facebook when you eat at the computer instead of a table :)

Life Quotes #6088

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

Life Quotes #5441

Dude, is that a guy or a girl?

Life Quotes #5440

Quoting Movies in Everyday Conversation

Life Quotes #5439

I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read

Life Quotes #5438

I love how one status can turn into a long conversation!

Life Quotes #5437

Goodmorning texts!<3

Life Quotes #5436

I hate being mad at someone I never wanna lose.

Life Quotes #5435

The ten seconds of confusion after a nap.

Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.
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    Moments when I think "Wow, this WOULD happen to me."
    me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
    If I need to take a drug test to get a job, then you need a drug test to get welfare!
    i hate school because itís that time of the year where you realize you arenít just ugly, youíre also stupid
    Here's to the kids who know the difference between they're, there and their.
    Meowing at cats until they meow back.
    don't be rude to me and expect me not to be rude back
    Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
    Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome
    Can I go to the bathroom. why didnt you go at lunch. I was eating lunch?
    I abuse the " " Button
    i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
    My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.
    Cracking Up Uncontrollably Over Something Stupid
    I hate Freshman who think they're cool cuz theyre in high school..
    We used to talk everyday, now it feels like we don't know each other anymore.
    "two weeks together,that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you"<3
    The room is silent but my mind is so loud...
    When I do right, no-one remembers; when I do wrong, no-one forgets :(
    That moment your heart stops when your chair tilts back too far
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