Life Quotes #6089

You know you're addicted to Facebook when you eat at the computer instead of a table :)

Life Quotes #6088

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

Life Quotes #5441

Dude, is that a guy or a girl?

Life Quotes #5440

Quoting Movies in Everyday Conversation

Life Quotes #5439

I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read

Life Quotes #5438

I love how one status can turn into a long conversation!

Life Quotes #5437

Goodmorning texts!<3

Life Quotes #5436

I hate being mad at someone I never wanna lose.

Life Quotes #5435

The ten seconds of confusion after a nap.

Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.
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    me on a bad day: fuck off me on a good day: fuck off
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    every year I realize how stupid I was the year before
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    Keep Yo Hands Off My MAMA and My DORITOS!!
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    Society: be yourself.. Society: no not like that..
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