Life Quotes #5391

if you ever slipped in the shower lol

Life Quotes #5390

That dance you do when your putting on your skinny jeans.

Life Quotes #5389

Boys are Stupid

Life Quotes #5388

My First Or Last Name Will Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong

Life Quotes #5387

Accidently start to write 09, but only write 0, then squeeze 1 before it

Life Quotes #5386

"You need to discipline your kid before i punch them in the face"

Life Quotes #5385

If a girl texts back while shes getting ready to go out...SHE LOVES YOU

Life Quotes #5384

i wish life came with a remote to << rewind > play ??pause >> fast forward

Life Quotes #5383

I have never talked to you in my life, but I like your status

Life Quotes #5382

i want a good relationship in 2010 <3
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    Really? Wow! The only two things I ever say to kids
    I say " I was like" instead of "I said"
    Did I get over it? No. Did I get through it? Yes. Big difference.
    Sometimes the words we leave unspoken are the most important ones that should have been said.
    Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
    Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours
    Car rides without music = awkward.
    "May you live every day of your life." - Jonathan Swift
    "In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you." - Deepak Chopra
    All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
    "The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react." - George Bernard Shaw
    The object of art is to give life a shape.
    "you support gay rights so u must be gay" i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
    Wanna NOT stop in the middle of the hallway, thanks
    I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time
    I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird.
    Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
    Hey. You're with me right now, so STOP TEXTING EVERYONE ELSE!!
    sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and do nothing for three years
    TRUST that GOD will put the right people in your life at right time and for the right reasons.
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