Life Quotes #5373

I was so excited to talk to you until you gave me one word answers. Sweet.

Life Quotes #5372

I click your name, you go offline. Perfect timing...

Life Quotes #5371

sex scenes on tv + parents in the room = uncomfortableness :|

Life Quotes #5370

"Hey can i have a Starburst?" "Here" "No, I want the pink one"

Life Quotes #5369

"hey can you go and get that fo-"..... "No"

Life Quotes #5368

I hate that feeling when i get so aggravated that i feel like crying.

Life Quotes #5367

I walk into a room ... then forget why

Life Quotes #5366

listening to a song and the lyrics explain your life.

Life Quotes #5365

Everything is funnier when your supposed to be quiet

Life Quotes #5364

Every girl has a slutty friend. If you dont, then you are the slutty friend
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