Life Quotes #6089

You know you're addicted to Facebook when you eat at the computer instead of a table :)

Life Quotes #6088

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

Life Quotes #5441

Dude, is that a guy or a girl?

Life Quotes #5440

Quoting Movies in Everyday Conversation

Life Quotes #5439

I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read

Life Quotes #5438

I love how one status can turn into a long conversation!

Life Quotes #5437

Goodmorning texts!<3

Life Quotes #5436

I hate being mad at someone I never wanna lose.

Life Quotes #5435

The ten seconds of confusion after a nap.

Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.
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    Old friend: "we need to hang out." Me: "yeah. we do." ...never happens
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    I wouldn't have to be such a smartass if you weren't such a dumbass.
    Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
    I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.
    *Text Sending* NOOO!!! WRONG PERSON!! omg too late...
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    lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
    To love with the spirit is to pity, and he who pities most loves most.
    I need a vacation from life.
    i hate when im listening to my ipod and i move my arm or something and then my headphones rip out of my ears like what the fuck i trusted u
    I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents.
    I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between
    I cry when I'm angry , that's the very worst thing because you're trying to act tough and mean but instead you cry.
    why cant i cry money instead of tears
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